Mullet Haiku

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Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas.
O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.
I liked that foreign
legion movie so much, I
grew me one them hats.
My hair is slammin
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
My slick snakeskin boots
my silk shirt with rooster prints
always colored jeans
Razor set to one.
Do front and sides an
d then stop
Reaffirm my style.
Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.
Flowing down the back
helps to keep mind closed, hate
released by short top
This super cool hair
and a bucket of chicken:
What more could I want?
Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't
win no spelling bees. Who cares?
They rock the trailer.
Metallica is
for first graders. Nothing rocks
harder than Winger.
Teen runaway, I
hate my dad. Yet I am one.
Fly, thunderbird, fly.
Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.
New white tank top tucks
neatly into tight black jeans:
redneck romeo.
Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The penal haircut.
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
You smoke me up and
jerk me off. You are the best,
and I love you, sis.
My mullet and me
like to climb up a tree. We're
the best friends that could be.
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
With long hair in place
how else can I rebel? Hand
me the bong uncle.
Under the Christmas
tree: tight black jeans and a comb.
I've been extra good!
Short for dad. Long for
the daughter mom always wanted.
Everyone's happy.
Oakley blades reflect
Nascar decal stuck to paint
Swisher Sweet incense
Dogs urinate where
they so choose. And so do I.
Red and blue lights flash.


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