Shampoo stings my eyes,
I will never feel that twice:
slick hair smells like gas.
O! SQUIRREL brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.
I liked that foreign
legion movie so much, I
grew me one them hats.
My hair is slammin
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
My slick snakeskin boots
my silk shirt with rooster prints
